Remember when I said I’m not wrapped tight in the head? It’s because I have a wicked sense of humor. This falls in that category 😂😂😂
OMG, so we are watching a hysterical reality show called ‘Southern Charm’. Total guilty pleasure. And DOLPHINS look like they are having sex in the background. At first it looked like a shark eating a dolphin. I didn’t know they did either, so my dumb ass Googled that shit.
I hope you are close to a toilet, or have napkins, you may have to pee from laughter.
There’s an oft-cited factoid that dolphins are, along with humans, one of the few animals that have sex for pleasure. It’s based on scientific observations of dolphins copulating year-round even though females are only fertile for a few months of the year.
Dolphin clitorises suggest the animals have sex for pleasure — That’s right, you read that right. Now you will have this vision shared with me FOREVER 😂😂😂
https://youtu.be/dgBC6heLNaE (Song ‘Let’s Get It On)
Dying from laughter 😂😂😂 Talk about too much information 😂😂😂
Then my crazy ass keeps reading:
“This is actually very common with dolphins. They’re very sexually active creatures, among themselves and with anyone else, sort of like the family dog that embarrasses your dad when Aunt Julie comes to visit.
The fact remains that dolphins can be sexually aggressive and have been known to go after humans, creating a risk of injury or drowning. … Gangs of male dolphins may isolate a female, slap her around with their tails, and forcibly copulate with her for weeks.
As if that wasn’t enough 👀
They have VERY creative ways of seeking pleasure. …
Gay sex is used to find ‘wingmen’ …
Dolphins have a gang culture around finding and keeping sexual partners. …
Love-making can be ‘short-lived
Why are dolphins evil?
- They gang rape females “Dolphin sex can be violent and coercive. Gangs of two or three male bottle nose dolphins isolate a single female from the pod and rape her, sometimes for weeks at a time. To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements, and even smack her around with their tails.
At this point, my husband says, after I tell him my discovery (what a patient man 😂😂😂), “honey you need to back away from dolphin sex 😂😂😂”
To which I replied, “I’m surprised you didn’t start that statement of with ‘You know I love you honey…You need to…😂😂😂”.
I call that true love 😂😂😂
In case you need a point of reference 😂😂😂
Gives a whole new image to ‘Flipper’ 😂😂😂