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Have you been doing your booty justice? Well…Let’s find out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know I can be quite cheeky (pun totally intended). 🤣🤣🤣 I came across this article by BroBible (who I just love their honesty, and directness) on my beloved app Smartnews.

We all have to go poo, hopefully regularly, and painlessly. However, how we finish in the cleanup apparently can be quite different. Who knew there are typically 4 different types of wipers 🤣🤣🤣?

Me personally am a front to back, squeaky clean, looker kinda girl. That statement will make a lot more sense when you read the article. I do have to admit, I’ve heard of a few other types too. Which I shall not divulge 🤣🤣🤣.

But, now we know, what I’m pretty certain you didn’t want to know, but wanted to know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

From BroBible, by Tylerlemco, featured on SmartNews

The amount of progress we’ve made, as humans, in regard to wiping our asses, is embarrassing. It’s 2018 and the fact that we’re still shoving paper up there to clean out butthole is absurd and laughable. Look at how far technology has come in recent years — everything from computers to automobiles to video games to communication tools have evolved at warp speed. Yet, we’re still using the same technique for cleaning up post-#2 as they did on the Titanic. I just know that future cultures are going to look back at this time period and laugh at us.

Read more of the FULL ORIGINAL ARTICLE by tapping the HIGHLIGHTED LINK BELOW.

Read “How to Wipe Your Butt Correctly— Since You’ve Probably Been Doing It Wrong” on SmartNews:

https://l.smartnews.com/p-qWF7Y/3LIHR0